Greg thinks the Demi Whores have released “the album of the year” … and he might be right. There’s a strange virus circulating. It can be seen, if you look closely, nibbling at the Yucca’s – Stephen reckons it’s come from the  new water cooler, but no one is willing to talk about it or take responsibility for its origin. Greg. G Money has a new jacket from 1968 and it goes perfectly with his record collection. Mikes gone to lunch and won’t be back for some time. Craigs gone, but he’ll be back. James bought some new shorts from an outlet store and won’t tell anyone where it is. Sarah got the virus and hasn’t been heard from since last Friday.